Twinnings

Basically a smaller, more intimate and WAY more awkward social…

Houses are paired up with another house in an all boys school and are then forced to have a sit down supper twice a term.

This would be fine… if it weren’t for the long, painful gaps in conversations, which, often in an attempt to salvage some of the life that seems to have died as soon as the evening began, the conversation switches to GCSE’s

Last twinning my friend was asked four times what GCSE’s she was doing

Slowly more and more people manage to escape and head back to house ready to watch Made In Chelsea whilst eating Nutella in their dorm