Valentines Day

Not going to lie I’m most likely going to spend this Valentines day watching Frozen and making Hummingbird cupcakes. But is there anything really wrong with that?

I mean, today could just be an ordinary Friday. But no! I will be reminded throughout the day how alone I am… Not even a card from my mother.

However, I claim to be Vday-atheist at the moment but shamefacedly I will admit that when I find someone I will be all over them like a rash on this fateful day. With any luck I will be able to preserve some dignity and avoid public manifesting. But nothing of that sort can be confirmed.

Having missed out on my New Years kiss this really is the lonely cherry on top of a wilting, solitary cake.

Oh well, Valentines Day 2015 anyone?

House Shout

The school board have somehow decided that the first weekend back after the Christmas holidays must be filled with stress, panic and frustration. Oh yes. This is house shout. Where the older girls try to coax the younger ones into dancing and singing a song in front of the entire school… FUN!! While that talentless bunch try to sing in tune everybody else has to panic about rehearsal times. What a great way to start 2014.

“2013… the year…

“2013… the year of the twerk”

Socials

When crammed into a room with a bunch of less than eager boys the only thing to do is head for the snacks. As the boys realise that they are losing their audience the attempt to throw glow sticks at them.

Wether or not they think that this is some sort of way to attract us I have no idea.

But either way…

It’s not working.

As the science teacher who is posing as a DJ starts to hit the decks everyone leaps to the dance floor to show off how good they are at dancing to ‘Gangnam Style’ both boys and girls barge to get a place in one of the dreaded dancing circles (beware of ‘accidental’ elbow jabs) 

And don’t even get me started on the scramble for the few good looking guys when taking to the floor for a ‘slow dance’ (for this My Heart Will Go On is a must)